Main bhi gana gaaaaaaaaa sakta hoon !!

Lady One:: Areee behna sunoo to yeh kaun jor jor se gaa raha hai, itna besooooooooora

Lady Two:: Haan!! main jaanti hoon ki yeh kaun gaaane ki koshish kar raha hai.

Lady One is our neighbour living in building accross the road. Lady Two is my helpless mom.

LO:: KAUN??

LT:: Mere bete ko aise daure padte hai, kabhi kabhi.......state gets to abnormal when he is near water in a close claustrophobic place.

I was in bathroom doing the routine work of cleaning myself to make me at least some what presentable. But, why people don't understand that singing makes bathing less torturous.

LO:: Behna, kisi acche doctor ko kyun nahin dikhaate

LT:: Ek to dikhaya tha, uske kaaan ke parde faad diye isne.

Lady Two went inside her home in fury.

LO:: (on top of her voice) Ajeeeeeee sunte ho

HASH(short for her ajee sunte ho) :: haan jabse shaadi hui hai, wahi to kar raha hoon

LO:: Hume ghar change karna hai, property dealer ko phone lagao

HASH:: (frustrated, beating his head) Bhagyawaaan, ab kya hua

LO:: Woh saamne jo rehta hai na Sharma ji ka ladka

HASH:: (Boiling like egg) Kya phir se cheda usne tumhe??...ruko main bhi usko ched kar aata hoon.

LO:: Nahin.........(with a disgust as well as shyness) Kitne din ho gaye, aajkal to dhang se dekhta bhi nahin

HASH:: toh phir

LO:: (throwing tantrums) nahin bol diya to bol diya, bas ab to aaj hi ghar change karna hai mujhe

HASH:: (taking the cotton buds out of his ears and handing it to her) Yeh lo, shant ho jao.....jo cheej 50 rupye me solve ho sakti hai, uske liye 50 lakh kyun kharchane.

LO:: (smiled) Tuseeee bade smart ho

Of course HASH is a smart guy, till date she does not know that cotton buds was for her and not for me and HASH have them even when I am not around. But this experience made me realize that one should not hurt others for ones own pleasure. I have stopped singing. But I do sing 'n' dance in my appriasal meetings with my manager to show that I am worth something.